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November 18th, 2005

09:08 am: I know, I know...
It has been nearly forever since I updated this thing...

We did get the house, and we are happy with it. We get along very well with our neighbors (and our dog gets along very well with the neighbor's dog)...

Work is keeping me super-busy, as are many doctor appointments (recently had my wisdom teeth removed with many complications, got new contacts finally, came down with the flu which lead to bronchitis, and my dermatologist has decided to medicacte the hell outta me)...all sorts o' fun stuff

Seems like I have been pretty heavily medicated since the beginning of August...and I don't particular care for it. Life is starting to seem pretty blurry, and I suffer a bad case of C.R.S.!

What else has been goin' on? Been watching lots o' hockey to make-up for the lack of last year...

Researching the pros/cons of a new cell phone, a pda, and a laptop...wanna stay better connected when I am not sitting in front of the computer at home (and obviously I shouldn't be using the work computer to stay in touch and keep up with personal things)...we'll have to see how that goes

Thanksgiving and Christmas are fast approaching - so I may come out of the medication fog, but only to go into an alcomohol coma...I hate the holidays, so I prefer them in a blur...

Well, that's enough updating for one morning.

August 9th, 2005

09:00 am: house
so, we were originally supposed to close on the house and take possession by july 29, it is now august 9 and we have no idea when we will take possession. all the paperwork has been signed, but the damn VA inspector keeps finding li'l cosmetic things that are not to her likin and keeps holding us up...needless to say, hamilton and i are getting extremely frustrated!!!

we wanted to be all moved in before all the weddings (paul & andy on aug. 20th, stacey & gene on aug. 27th and connie and steve on sept. 2nd - all in MI, all at least a 3 hour drive from our house)...now unless we get the keys today or tomorrow, it doesn't look like we'll be making the deadline (keep in mind we have a whole ton o' shit to move from one house to another, and we have appliances (fridge, stove, dishwasher, tv) all ordered from best buy, just waiting for the damn keys to the house so we can schedule delivery of them all...ugh...

and i am so stressed i am not sleeping well, i am constantly sick to my stomach...and my eye has been twitching non-stop since sunday

i still haven't totally recovered (emotionally) from the car accident (yes, my car was totaled) - hamilton will tell you i drive over-cautiously now (to the point of annoyance)

because of the car situation and the house situation we are pretty damn broke (financially)...which is frustrating, too

i am pretty sure i need a vacation!!

okay, enough of my whining this morning...time to get working...

July 22nd, 2005

10:24 am: so, yes, i was in a car accident on sat. and, yes, my car was totalled

i am fine, the other driver is fine...the other driver is at fault (considering she drove straight into the passenger side of my car)

i look at it this way, now i am definately getting a new car for my b-day and i don't have to worry about transferring my Michigan title and plates! ;-)

we are having a few issues with the house, we may or may not be able to close by August 1st now, ugh...but we are still trying

July 1st, 2005

02:45 pm: Not sure how accurate this actually is:



You are pure, moral, and adaptable.
You tend to blend into your surroundings.
Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends.

You believe that you live a virtuous life...
And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye.
As a result, people tend to crave your approval.





The first part of this is true...not the second part, so much (I am a beer girl)

Your Leo Drinking Style

You love to drink and dance -- you're likely a fabulous dancer.
You're usually pretty a good drinker as well, losing your commanding dignity and turning kittenish.
Of course, you're quite aware you're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all.
You generally know your limit, probably because you loathe losing self-control.

When you get over-refreshed, flirting will ensue -- and perhaps not with the person what brought you.
But you are not the type to break rules even when drunk, so others try to ignore your naughty behavior.
You'll just make up for it with a sheepish (and hung over) apology the next day.
Your Signature Cocktails
Leos like flashy drinks, be they complicated tropical concoctions festooned with umbrellas, like a Bahama mama or the more common strawberry daiquiri or mai tai. Indeed, you often have a taste for the fruity -- try a screwdriver, or add an extra cherry to the next Manhattan. Your sense of drama lends itself to a kir royale, of course.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Edward Norton, Bill Clinton, Madonna, Debra Messing, Martha Stewart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christian Slater, and Fred Durst.



02:43 pm: hmmm....
Your Daddy Is Darth Vader


What You Call Him: Dada
Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings



01:36 pm: so, the electrical systems in the house need to be completely rewired...other than that, the house was pretty much as expected for an eighty year old house

for the record, the tiles on the walls were plastic and not ceramic - so they cannot be repainted, they will have to be torn down

fun, fun

but at least it will be ours (provided they will fix the wiring - as the VA will not approve the mortgage with the wiring as is)

but...it is the 4th of july weekend...hurray!! looking forward to much drunkeness and unhealthy foods!! :-) maybe i should stock up on some chaser, as well...probably not a bad idea if i want to make to work half-way alive on tuesday!

for those of you i won't see this weekend, have a safe and happy 4th!

June 30th, 2005

09:59 am: weird kind of morning...
it has been a weird day already...and it's not even a full moon!

i found out my bar plans were cancelled for the night because a friend's husband passed away suddenly tuesday evening

talk about a shock! and i am so busy this morning, i am not fully taking any of this in

at the same time, i hired an inspector to look at the house because according to our purchase agreement we have 7 days to get the inspection....my boss doesn't know this yet, but i will need to leave here by 3:30pm today...

and i haven't been able to get ahold of the realtor to have him meet us at the house

and i have a ton of work that the boss wants done ASAP

ugh!! is it nap time yet? :-(

Current Mood: busy

June 29th, 2005

10:47 am: not a lot of time to write at the moment, but i wanted to officially announce that the seller's counterofferred...and we accepted

so, we are officially buying our house

according to the purchase agreement, we must close by july 29, 2005 (since our current least is up august 1, 2005)

so, that is where we stand

anyone up to helping us move (again!) ;-)

June 28th, 2005

04:40 pm: i got to eat lunch with Jerry Springer today...that was interesting...of course, there was approximately 250 people there as well (it was "The Cuyahoga County Bar Association Installation of Officers and Trustees" and Jerry was the keynote speaker)

he's not nearly as rowdy or outrageous as you'd expect...and he made fun of his show a few times...

we wrote an offer on a house last night...hopefully we'll have more details by the end of the week (hopefully they accept our offer without counter-offering)

that's about it....

June 22nd, 2005

10:27 am: so, my body is getting a li'l more used to the drugs so i am not quite so sleepy (of course, i had 2 naps and a full night's sleep on saturday, i am sure that helped)

my life is pretty dull lately, except for that we are going to try to put an offer in on a house by this weekend...we've got the house picked out, we are just waiting to hear back from the mortgage dude before we make the offer (we want to take out more $$$ than the house will cost for some repairs and a hot tub - but we aren't exactly sure how much we'll be allowed, and that is kind of important)

the house we chose if very granny-like...it will need quite a bit before i am comfortable there (i was never all that comfortable at my grandma's house - so i think i am traumatized)

but at least there is a bar in the basement!! ;-)

if all goes well, we'll be having a house-warming party near the end of August - anyone interested?!?!

Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Peace Love and Understanding - APC

June 17th, 2005

03:41 pm: still sleepy...
but sore, too...cardio kickboxing kicked my ass last night...i feel pretty good except my ass hurts! :P

somehow they convinced us to go back tonight to sign a 1-year contract...damn them!! guess that's one way to motivate me to go, right? sign my life away...

at least it's only $20/month

but i am still so sleepy from the drugs...

Current Music: Scandalous - Mis-Teeq

June 16th, 2005

09:47 am: so sleepy
so...i couldn't figure out why i have been so sleepy this past week...it finally dawned on me yesterday...i started taking my special PMS pills about a week ago...i had forgotten how sleepy they make me...ugh...i guess you have to weigh the pros and the cons, right?!?!

June 14th, 2005

10:05 am: i hate house hunting!
i really hate house hunting!
i realy, really hate house hunting!

and what the fuck is up with this weather?!?!?! it got down to 82 degrees yesterday and i decided that was comfortable...that is just wrong...

June 9th, 2005

10:27 am: does anybody read this anymore?
i am just wondering if this is still worth my time...if u still care about my journal, drop me a line so i know

thanks a bunches!

:-)

10:19 am: hahaha...i am vodka
Vodka
Vodka


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May 29th, 2005

10:29 am: i need to get a life...


You Have A Type A- Personality



A-





You are one of the most balanced people around
Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want
You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.

When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back
Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love!
You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds




10:21 am: hahahahaha...i am miss piggy!


You May Be a Bit Histrionic ...









Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention.

And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed.

You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate.

If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more!




10:18 am: i am so fucking bored this morning...people need to wake up and entertain me!

Your Taste in Music:


90's Rock: Highest Influence
Alternative Rock: Highest Influence
80's Rock: High Influence
Classic Rock: High Influence
Progressive Rock: High Influence
80's Alternative: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
90's Pop: Medium Influence
Adult Alternative: Medium Influence
80's Pop: Low Influence
Punk: Low Influence
Ska: Low Influence



10:12 am:

The Keys to Your Heart



You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything!

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.





i dunno...what do you guys think? does this sound like me?

10:06 am:


You Know You Drink Too Much When...


Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.

You have a "happy hour" at home

When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?

You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land

Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car

"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."

Your favorite drink is ethanol.

"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"

"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."

You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.

You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before

Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while

You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast

You frequently urinate outdoors.

When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.

You fall asleep taking a dump.

You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.

You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.

You find it's easier to study drunk.

You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.

Beer ads make sense.

You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.

You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.

The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".

You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.

You mix your cocktails by the litre.

You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.

You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.

When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.

You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth

Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.

You can focus better with one eye closed

The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar

You fall off the floor.

You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.

Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!

Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

The glass keeps missing your mouth.

Vampires get woozy after bitting you.

At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.

You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.

Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.

If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.

"Take me drunk, I'm home!"

You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.

You drink to get over a hangover.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much.





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