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Old Farts

Oct. 6th, 2006 | 02:46 am

Current Feelings:

pessimistic

Current Music: N.O.R.E feat. Pharrell- Nothing

This is what i have come to realize. I'm a hateful, evil, pessimistic person. This is what i know. I don't fit in 2006... but i accept it! I mean this is just not the place for me. Maybe if i was like 80, i would be okay because i would be old and crabby. People expect someone old to be crabby because their life obviously sucks if they have lived through this life THAT LONG. I'd be crabby too. Don't even get me started on the crabby motherfuckers i see everyday at my work. They complain about everything. From their cat, to why i we had to change around the fucking store. LIKE I CHANGED AROUND THE DAMN STORE JUST TO MAKE YOU MAD! I hope these old bastards shit their depends so bad that it weighs their pants down so much that their pants are around their fucking ankles. Plus i hate these old fucks that (not just at work) come up to me and tell me i look like i need something to do. Kiss my ass you wrinkled ball sack piece of shit! Who are you to tell ME if i need something to do!? I don't even know you asshole. I'm also tired of these old assrags telling me that shit USED to be so much better! I don't care! If shit was so much better in 1705 or whenever, then you should have stayed there. I swear theres a dire need for some wah-a-medics because there are way too many people who need a wah-mbulance. It's probably because they had choked on the wah-burger and cries. I mean i usually rag on kids because i hate them so much but i really hate alot of old people. Granted i do like old people better. But hey, if you hate an old person long enough, they die. HA It's funny because old people expect the world to be in better shape than it is in and to get all these benifits from life and shit but the reason they're in such a shitty situation now is because the world they had when they were our age, they pissed it away. They used too many resourses, continued an age of racism, and lots of other shit. They dug a hole for themselves and they are going to slowly die in it. I mean why the fuck do alot of places have a senior discount? These assholes get rewarded for a life of creation of bullshit that we're inheriting and they get 50% off a breakfast at Denny's? BULLSHIT! What makes them so special to recieve a discount on everything? They are in retirement, so if they have all this money now then they can buy a fucking omelet without a discount. You know who needs a discount!? ME! I'm an evil person, but i'll have to say that you need a discount too. Why? We're working people. Just trying to make it. We're not sitting around shitting ourselves, eating breakfast at Denny's getting 99% off, talking about how life has really declined since 1645, and complaining to The Heartbreak Kid about how Publix was changed around and it was such a terrible thing to do. I don't think that these bastards realize that we don't HAVE to take their shit. I don't see why we have to cater everything to them wrinkly wangs and why you think you'll get special treatment just because you're old or that you can have a bad attitude just because you're an old senile geezer. I mean they lived life for so long as a normal citizen in this society. So what changed them like this where they feel as if they must be treated like some hot shit. [By the way any old bastard that tells me that they NEED the large brown paper sacks, again is going to be shot.] I have an idea for you old wrinkly ass wads. Now i may not like 2006 but i act like a member of it. So heres some pointers so you guys can fit in.

* I don't get a discount for shit, neither should you.

*Plastic bags are great. "paper sacks" sounds disgusting and are
annoying.

*Checks are gay. Use a fucking card.

*If i look like i need something to do, apparently you need something to do too if you're so focused on what the fuck i'm doing.

*I'm not going to feel sorry for you because you are old unless you feel sorry for me that i am young.

*If 2006 is so bad. Then go the fuck back to 1533 where you belong.

*Don't say "They could have done more." Of course anybody can do more. You should expect less. Sometimes people do just what is asked. You shouldnt expect more than that.

I'm done with this one. I mean really. Alot of people just suck. Thats the moral to my rants. Every last one of them. "People Suck" It just depends on what group of people i'm talking about at the time.
S-U-C-K-I-T!