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[27 Jan 2004|04:38am] |
A couple things.
I have officially Switched to Live Journal.
I have a new Web Site
I have no idea what the hell women want, but decided its best not to care
I have testicles made of pure lead
I have seen the light, and it is good
I have emo glasses
I have a newfound lust for all things Carrot
That is all.
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[22 Oct 2003|12:24pm] |
what makes it funny is i have no idea what the hell this means.
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| and now its time for another . . . . |
[19 Oct 2003|12:11am] |
MOTHER SON CONVERSATION!!!
Mom: *wakes up James* So why dont you believe in god? I believe in god.
James: Mom, its like 6 in the morning! what are you doing here? cant this wait?
Mom: No, tell me.
James: Well, Personally, i feel that religion is a utterly pointless persuit of what can ultimately be summed up as 'bullshit'
Mom: Well, Your father believes in god as well, and seeing as how we're your parents, you should too.
James: What? It's my constitutional right to decide whether or not i want to believe in said, "god" what youre doing is called unconstitutional. this isnt even your house. go home. Im tired. *tries to go back to sleep*
Mom: But, doesnt it ALSO say in the constitution to honor and obey your mother and father?
James: *laughs uncontrolably for about ten minutes*
Mom: *gets angry, and doesnt know why she is being laughed at*
James: *still laughing*
Mom: What are you laughing about? Dont you love me enough to just believe in what i tell you to?
James: *stops laughing* No, actually. I dont. Dont try that pity shit with me. I invented that.
Mom: No you didnt.
James: Oh, so you can invent lying, but i cant invent pity? what kind of god do you serve anyway?
at that point she left. apparently my dad didnt let her in. i really gotta start locking my door when i get home at night.
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| because tests know more about yourself than you do |
[17 Oct 2003|12:33am] |
1. The road represents your attitude towards falling in love.
You chose the long road--you take your time and do not fall in
love easily.
2. The number of red roses represents how much you give in a
relationship, while the number of white represents what you
expect in return.
You give 50% and expect 50% in return.
3. This question represents your attitude towards handling
relationship problems.
You asked the family member to get your significant other--you
like to avoid problems and hope that they will solve themselves.
4. The placement of the roses determines how much you like to see
your boy/girlfriend.
You want to place the roses on the bed--you like to see him/her
a lot.
5. This represents your attitude towards his/her personality.
You prefer the person to be asleep--you love the person as the
way s/he is.
6. The road to home tells how long you stay in love with someone.
You chose the short road--you fall out of love easily.
http://naucon.net/misc/tests/love_test02.htm
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| but . . . all the cool kids are doing it!!! |
[17 Oct 2003|12:30am] |
1. You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and
free.
2. In the process of courtship, the approach that would make you
feel irresistable is moods-swing, blow hot and cold in love,
vacillate.
3. The impression you would like to give to your lover is optimistic.
4. What you hate most in your partner is that the person is
ruthless, cold-blooded, and/or ironic.
5. The kind of relationship you would like to build with your
partner is one that you care not only about the present but
also the future with your partner, a long-lasting relationship
that you can grow with.
6. You can never be stabilized; actually, you are not suitable for
marriage and you don't want to make committment.
7. You are quite pessimistic, you don't think happy marriages exist
anymore nowadays.
8. At this moment, you don't want to be tied down by a steady
relationship, you just want to flirt around
http://naucon.net/misc/tests/love_test01.htm
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| sexy! |
[14 Oct 2003|02:28am] |
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My inner child is one year old!
Everything is new to me. I like watching the world
go by around me, and I don't sweat the small
stuff--or the large stuff, either. Just so long
as I stay warm and safe and dry, life's pretty
good.
How Old is Your Inner Child?
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[13 Oct 2003|07:37pm] |
So I've been having the most wonderful couple days! It's great being free like this. I made an awesome new friend named Dave, hahahaha, he's going to be animating my comic, all flash-style! I still have to draw it, but yeah, its like . . . awesome.
Everything is wonderful!
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[08 Oct 2003|09:42pm] |
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i feel great
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[06 Oct 2003|07:28pm] |
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nikki gillette made my day.
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| regret? |
[29 Sep 2003|07:43pm] |
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Reel big Fish - Beer |
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my lifes kinda gone down the shitter lately.
i started smoking. i just finished my second pack in about a week.
"it aint no good thing."
I've written 4 songs in the last couple weeks. All about the same thing. I miss her. God how i miss her. I had such a great thing with sumner. why did i throw that away? jesus, i wish i could take that day back. April 1st, the day that will live in infamy. I look back and its like, that didnt even mean anything. that whole situation was so pointless. I wish i could do this whole thing over. maybe i would have persued sumner from the start . . . .
anyway, apparently, i get the pleasure of driving my moms car.
yay. this will be fun.
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| I think this is funnier |
[04 Sep 2003|02:48pm] |
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[04 Sep 2003|02:45pm] |
Your rude behavior masks the fact that you care about people other than yourself. You are extremely passionate about what you do, and you have an even bigger goal in mind that you'd love to materialize. Your loud mouth is pretty funny to most people, learn to stop cursing so f**king much!
Which Final Fantasy (IV-X) Character are you?
by steevi
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[02 Sep 2003|02:55pm] |
looks like a no go on anything tonight.
. . . . it was really soothing to hear her voice again. is that weird?
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[02 Sep 2003|11:44am] |
ok so apparently i have a date tonight.
or so my dad tells me. screeewww that. I'm hangin out with filiz instead. We're goin to go get a cup of coffee and stroll around the downtown/shoreline area. itll be cool to catch up with her, i havent talked to her since that thing with paul, and that was just kind of about the movie we saw. anyway, i gotta get goin, i have to get a haircut and a manicure.
see ya
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| Sittin in the hospital . . . |
[10 Aug 2003|12:54am] |
Major Thirteen Chord - You don't really know who
you are and what you want. You have some idea
of what you want, but you are unsure of how to
achieve your goals in life. Your personality is
somewhat hectic, interesting, and confused.
Still, you are an essential part of life.
What Jazz Chord Are You?
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| As if it werent hard enough to get the ladies |
[09 Aug 2003|11:37am] |
the other night i went and got drunk with some friends, stole a car, ran it into a pole, broke both my legs, a couple ribs, and got a nasty bruise on my forehead. Apparently it should have been a lot worse, but you know me, I'm invincible like that.
anyway, thats why i dont drink, cause i do stupid shit. i dont even know why i did this time. ive been so depressed lately. ive really been trying to hide it, but ill just go into my room and cry, for hours, while nobody is there.
oh well. so much for that, eh?
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[07 Aug 2003|12:36am] |
EEEEP! You know more about music then I do
Wtf, where the hell are you from, Mars!?!?
Geez, shoot yourself. Do it now! What are you,
a re-encarnation of Bach? You obviously are
insulting my intellingence. What a nerd...
How Musically-Literate Are You?
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