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([Lick My Nuts]) [01 Aug 2007|01:33pm] So... I don't really know why I am writing today. I do not know anyone who writes in their dead journal's anymore. I guess maybe because I want to write something that isn't visible to most people like I am trying to get attention or something. Nothing is wrong.. just yearning to write and express but I am unsure of what it is that I would like to say. My children are growing up too fast... so fast it seems like sand slipping through my fingers. Like a tightly clenched fist with grains falling through. I want to move to Indiana so bad... but at the same time I am so scared. I do not know what it is going to be like, how cold it is going to be... or anyone up there. I love Erick to death and I know I will always have him no matter what. I really feel like we all need to get out of this place and move somewhere that is slower paced. Somewhere better I hope. I know that most places have similar underlying issues or what not.... blah... well I have to jump off of here, mommy life is calling me back :). I definitely love my life just yearn to live it in a different place. xoxo

([1 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + Tweedle DUMB + [28 Jun 2007|09:31am] "I point the gun too much, FUCK, you're such an easy TaRgET!"

([1 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + long stupid + [14 Mar 2004|09:38am] almighty_ketchup: fuck you, you bald cout (but not at the front). jme: Wow that's almost as bad as saying fuck you, you're black. jme: Did your mommy raise you to be that ignorant? jme: Or did you teach yourself that? almighty_ketchup: fuck you your black jme: No. jme: Lol jme: Wow you are ignorant. almighty_ketchup: thank u jme: You are very welcome. almighty_ketchup: ignorance is bliss jme: Not from what I see. almighty_ketchup: WHAT? that makes no sense almighty_ketchup: cretin jme: You just don't get it. jme: You want me to sink to your level? almighty_ketchup: no you just dont get it jme: I have no problem. almighty_ketchup: yes jme: You're a scum fucking piece of shit, and I mean that in the worse way possible. jme: It's people like you who make the planet unintelligent as a whole. jme: "Fuck you, you're black" almighty_ketchup: whore face jme: Whore face? almighty_ketchup: yes jme: THAT was intelligent. jme: Let me tell you. almighty_ketchup: tell me what jme: Is that the best you can do? Whore face? Did you get that out of a fifth grade dictionary, or what? almighty_ketchup: sixth grade jme: Damn you only have sixth grade reading skills? jme: That's pretty pathetic... must be a product of the American school system. almighty_ketchup: no i dropped out jme: That explains it. almighty_ketchup: i might be if i lived in america, you yank jme: yank jme: I live in Florida. jme: Yankees live up north. almighty_ketchup: no, your a yank jme: Ok, but am I supposed to find that offensive? jme: Because I don't. almighty_ketchup: thats because your a yank jme: Lol okay. jme: Come on. jme: Offend me. almighty_ketchup: fat jme: Because this is just amusing. jme: LOL. jme: Okay now that is funny. jme: You saw my picture didn't you? jme: That is why you messaged me. almighty_ketchup: yes jme: Now you're just blind. almighty_ketchup: no almighty_ketchup: fat almighty_ketchup: wow you have hair now jme: Wow dumbass. jme: That was a month after I shaved my head. jme: It's still pretty short. jme: Like I said, blind. almighty_ketchup: visually impaired jme: Apparently. almighty_ketchup: mommy says im special jme: I bet she does. jme: There is no doubt in my mind that your mother says that to you on a regular basis. almighty_ketchup: muppet cock jme: Muppet cock? jme: .... almighty_ketchup: small and furry jme: That's almost as bad as midget dick. jme: Or you can wrap your lips around my ass and i'll give you the best kiss in your life. You can suck my diarrhea. almighty_ketchup: you got a straw jme: Nope. almighty_ketchup: funnel? jme: Nah. jme: Doesn't work that way. almighty_ketchup: well im just gonna have to suck like a nanny goat almighty_ketchup: fat ass jme: Well that's another way to get shit faced. almighty_ketchup: i can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe jme: Do you want a cookie or something? almighty_ketchup: no i want your ass almighty_ketchup: wanna cyber almighty_ketchup: ? jme: ... almighty_ketchup: hot n hard almighty_ketchup: i bet you like it in the ass jme: Nah. jme: I bet you do. almighty_ketchup: two at a time jme: Milk your prostate a little. jme: I bet you're homophobic, as well as racist. jme: That must be why you were so offended by my hair./ almighty_ketchup: yeah you fucking black gay jme: Lol. jme: I'm not black. almighty_ketchup: thats what they all say jme: And if I were what's the difference. jme: That's what they all say? jme: Does it make you feel like a man. jme: Does it? jme: Segregate segregate. jme: Separate. jme: Disown the human race entirely because it's alien to you. jme: ... jme: It's really sad that we still have people like you around in the world. jme: I hate that person because they're black, or yellow, or they like guys and they're a guy. jme: What the fuck does that have to do with you? jme: Did they make you black by being near them? almighty_ketchup: everything jme: Make you gay by breathing the same air? jme: Are you THAT insecure? almighty_ketchup: i am your fathher jme: Because if you are... jme: No you aren't. jme: You would know if I am black if you were. jme: And my father isn't that fucking stupid. almighty_ketchup: i bet he is almighty_ketchup: does he abuse you jme: Nah. jme: I don't live with him jme: He never did either. almighty_ketchup: did your mom stay and watch jme: But why would you care? jme: Uh no... cause he didn't. almighty_ketchup: u sure? jme: And does that intrigue you? jme: Are you one of those sick fucks. jme: You like child rape porn? jme: Is that it? jme: ??? jme: That's fucking sick. jme: You didn't even respond. almighty_ketchup: send me your baby pictures jme: I'm not even going to talk to someone who likes child pornography. jme: Bye.

([Lick My Nuts]) + hehe + [31 Aug 2003|12:19am] What Is Your Battle Cry? Skulking along the icy wasteland, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Jamie! And she gives a spectacular roar: "I'm going to spank you until you bleed out your eyes!!!" Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ? created by beatings : powered by monkeys

([Lick My Nuts]) + haha + [31 Aug 2003|12:18am] What Is Your Battle Cry? Lo! Who is that, stalking across the plains! It is Devalued, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a low cry, her voice cometh: "I'm going to pound you so badly, I will be high on life for years to come!!" Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ? created by beatings : powered by monkeys

([5 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) [18 Aug 2003|12:05am] Death Wish Push through tomorrow again, One more time for me. Mark another tally, Through skin too calloused to bleed. Bite your tongue and smile, Through teeth too clenched to speak. Nod your head, repeat, It is never the truth we seek. Submerge your head in falsehood, The rest will follow in time. Sadistic thoughts will override, Just numb my fucking mind. So shoot past the sorrow, The trials and tribulations. One more time for me, again. Then death, congratulations. -Jamie Chew

([3 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + stoooop the bus + [15 Aug 2003|10:18pm] </tr></tr></tr></tr></tr></tr> F A M E by spazyspag Name: Youre famous for: Bringing the Spice Girls back together You get famous: September 24, 2055 You make $$ per/year: $1.91071277612824e+15 Do people like you? You suck. Dead/Alive: Dead Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!

([3 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + woot + [13 Jul 2003|12:41am] Happy Deathday! Your name: devalued You will die on: Friday, September 23, 2033 You will die of: Drowned Username: Created by Quill

([3 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + Wow + [04 Jul 2003|01:14am] [ mood | enthralled ] [ music | Operation Ivy ] My boyfriend is so great... I've had THE most stressful day I've had in a long time. If you know me, you know I can handle stress... I'm a pretty optimistic pessimist. He treats me like a fucking Goddess... I was really really stressing about a lot of things and he took me out to dinner, and we just spent a lot of good time together just... being with each other... talking... sharing... etc... wonderful wonderful shit. I just don't understand how he can be so kind, and generous... I've never met anyone like him. He really does make me feel important, needed, wanted, and sincerely loved. OMG!! How weird is that, Jessica just posted in her DJ (Arbuckle) DOOD I was just thinking of her today. Cool shit... *goes to comment* There we go. Man I miss mah luci. I was jibbering the fuck out of her today, I had way too much fucking coffee and could not stop typing. I spazzed, because luci is so great. Anyway lol, back to Drew. I love him so much, really. Fuck you all who think it's fake, I know someone who reads this will/does. YOU CAN LICK MY FUCKING NUTS, have a problem? Feel free to IM: I Am Devalued on AIM. But yeah... he's so perfect... no fighting... just bliss. I love Drew... *j-me

([3 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + My day, thus far. + [30 Jun 2003|12:26am] [ mood | giddy ] [ music | "Lemonade"--Tsunami Bomb ] take the taboo quiz. and go to mewing.net. nothing is taboo there. "Look at me now, remember how you gave me shit. Well I made lemonade out of it."--Tsunami Bomb Well, today was pretty fucking awesome. I've only had 4 hours of sleep, but that's perfectly alright with me. I woke up to Drew standing over me in my bedroom, wonderful :)! It was 5:30 a.m. at that point. So... well I'll leave it to your imagination, but I went to sleep about 8:00 or sometime after that. I woke back up at 10:00 to my screamin baby, Drew was watching her so I could get some sleep, but she fell asleep and he put her in her crib. Anyway, Louis comes to check out the busted AC, which sucked. Let me tell you, if you have a house with no AC, it'd better not be in fucking Florida. It was 85 degrees in the fucking house itself. 85 DEGREES! Humid...sticky...and stale. I'm suprised my daughter didn't get heat rash. I pride myself in being a good mother, so my baby was naked to prevent heat rash. Well... she was wearing a diaper of course, but besides that; naked. Anyway, Drew had gotten off of work at 4:00... well they usually make him stay longer so probably 5:00 seeing as he got here at 5:30. He stayed awake until 4:00 pm today! He went to work at 11 and I know he was up by 8:00pm yesterday... he deicided to stay awake for the interview he had at IHOP at 3:00. So...we went to Taco bell. I got a number five and he got a number six, both with Pepsi's. We went back to his place, he got washed up and Mel and I bullshitted for a little bit. She showed me a pic of her ass, among other pics (not nudie or anything of the sort). There were pics of Luci which was pretty rad. The kid Darkness that I didn't get to see... all kinds of shit. Oh oh oh... and rolling kids :)!! I love to see rolling kids, because I know what they're feeling but I'm out of that whole drug scene now, as a mother. It's just fun to look at. Anyway... so Drew gets cleaned up, and puts on his *get a job* clothes, and we go to IHOP. We pull in, and I wait in the car for fuckin ever... like 30 minutes minimum. So I wrote something about suffering and how it's really a gift and should be savored and relished, but I don't feel like transcribing from notebook paper to computer, so that's all you need to know. Then I took Drew back, he got the job, and went to sleep. I got home, and Lacey called me from Blake's house, she was hanging out with his mom. She wanted to stop by, so I said "Well, Erielle just called and is going to stop by in a little bit, so call before you come so you know if I'm still here." Well, she called before Erielle got here but we stuck around and all three of us bullshitted about shit talkers, people changing, and the good old days. Erielle left, and Lacey and I couldn't figure out what to do... So, we took Rocks-anne's car and drove to the gas station down the street, got marborol lights, and realized neither of us had a lighter, not even the car! So...we went to b-town anyway, and I stopped off at a Mobil to get gas and bought a lighter there. While I was pumping gas some guys waved and honked so I waved back, I always do that because I like to get the same response when I honk and wave at people. Then, some kid stuck his head out the window and yelled "Can I have your phone number?" I flipped him off and he returned the gesture. What makes guys yell at girls in skirts? I was wearing my black elementary school shirt, the one I put some holes into, my black tennis skirt, and my burgandy red knee high boots...with my black hoodie wrapped around my waste...with the patches Rancid and The Casualties exposed on the back of the hoodie. Does that deserve a hey can I get your number? Just because I waved... I wasn't flirting, just being nice. Whatever... back to what I was originally saying, we got that then went to an ATM so Lacey could get some $$Money$$ and went back to Palmetto, after stopping at Mike & Dan's before we went to get gas which I forgot to mention. We went to Java 'n' Jive and got some bomb ass frozen coffee... Best ever. Then we came back to the house and Blake stopped by. He gave me a copy of his zine and stayed to watch the ending of True Lies. Then... they left *sob* and I put Klaudia to bed which leaves me here now... *j-me

([Lick My Nuts]) + "I Hated Bradenton" + [29 Jun 2003|11:46pm] Wow...great zine. I wish it was longer, and I wish that it didn't end so quickly. Blake wrote a zine, "I Hated Bradenton" he said that Punk Planet recommended it. It's just photocopies stapled together...but it's great. It's a dollar, he gave it to me for free. I let him borrow my other issue of Cometbus. Blake's great... I want to write a zine, but I don't want it to be shitty... or some self righteous bullshit where I'm the hero in the story. But... memories always make the person who remembers them the hero and center point, right? Anyway.... "I Hated Bradenton" is good shit... one dollar couldn't have been spent any better. I look forward to collecting and reading more issues. *j-me

([1 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + D2 XPac Soon **Whee** + [25 Jun 2003|07:37pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | "Horror Business"--The Misfits ] First and foremost: Bry rocks because he is going to make me a copy of the D2 XPac. Woot woot. Anyway... well, Rocks-anne's going out of town for four days and leaving me the car, which is pretty cool. I probably won't do much of anything but what the hell. Last night I was going to take Drew to a job interview but he called before we went to see if the lady was there and she wasn't. So... he got ready for work (he wants a new job) and we went to Denny's. I came home and realized I had fucking left a load of laundry in his drier so I had to drive all the way back to west bradenton to get it. Mel was there, I had a beer and folded my clothes. We chilled out for a while and listened to some NiN. I went over to Joe's place to see Amber. Amish was there, he was pretty civil, he was actually nice, and drunk lol. I didn't want to start a whole bunch of drama but we didn't talk about anything important, just trivial shit. Then I came home and read a little bit more of the Love in Vein book by Poppy Z. Brite. It's pretty alright, it's a collection of short stories that she edited. A couple of them so far have been really good, the others were eh. Geraldine is by far my favorite. Hmm... Luci needs to get her perky little ass down here god damnit. I miss her like crazy! GRRR! Oh yeah, I don't know if I wrote about it in here or not, but I saw the Secretary the other night. Great fucking movie... it was cute. You should all see it. "Watch her puke an masturbate"--Butt Trumpet Sorry... that just popped into my head for some reason lol. Igh luv mah Butt Trumpet! They fuckin rock the shit. Well... fuck... I'm out. *j-me

([Lick My Nuts]) + Out with the old--in with the used. + [21 Jun 2003|11:27pm] [ mood | content ] [ music | Go Kart vs. The Corporate Giant ] Lately, it seems, as if Amber and I tend to use the phrase, "I miss those days... " a lot. Pretty soon, her and I will be referring to these times as the good ol' days and will probably feel left behind, once again. Maybe I'm afraid of getting old? Today I went to Faye's renewal of vows **Stevie's mom** and they had all of these old pictures from the seventies when they were first married and then some recent pictures. It was weird to actually look at all the pictures and compare them. It was like looking through a looking glass and watching them progress. How much people can change... growing up and getting older. Just how much can one person change? I suppose one could change into the complete opposite as themselves... it happens all the time. Children turning into the parents they tried so hard to oppose, complete and utter crooks turning the other cheek to seek out a better life (if that even really happens). Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah "I don't have time to pay sympathy to your tragedy"--Osker. Well... here's to growing up and getting old. You fucking hypocrites :) *j-me

([1 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + lol + [21 Jun 2003|12:36pm] devalued Magic Number 14 Job Serial Killer Personality The Glass Is Half-Empty Temperament Pussy Cat Sexual Just Say No Likely To Win A Place On The Bench (For The Reserves) Me - In A Word Effervescent Colour Brought to you by MemeJack

([1 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) [20 Jun 2003|10:24am] You are... Kristen!!! YOU'RE ME!!!! I'm so sorry. I can honestly sympathize with you. Which one of the important people in my life are you? brought to you by Quizilla I'm hungry.

([3 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + "I'm not going to let myself be apart of something so distant" + [13 Jun 2003|12:13am] [ mood | aggravated ] I haven't really written in here for a while, so I guess I will now. Yippie FUCKING Skippie Fuckin...Stevie wrote Dork on my back in permanent marker. That ass munch...anyway. Drew and Stevie walked here this morning from Drew's house. Drew is such a fucking sweetie pie. I love him so much....mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Its so nice to be loved, truly. I love Klaudia so much. She's gotten big...fast. I can't believe how quickly the last 6 months have gone by, the rest of her life is going to go by even quicker. It's insane...she used to just lay in one spot, need help to hold up her head...now she's grabbing on to things to stand herself up...crawling around army man style, and bouncing every chance she gets. Ahhh... Pre-empty nest syndrome... *j-me

([1 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + klaudidia + [11 Jun 2003|10:15pm] [ mood | amused ] Well, I took Klaudia swimming today for the first time. She was so cute...she learned how to splash and had a lot of fun. I got a little bit of sun >=/! Amber and I went to Sarah's pool. Tra la la la la...we didn't do too much today. I went to pick Drew up from work but they had him doing some bullshit work that he didn't need to do (he got off at 6:00 and it was 8:00 by that time) so I got Amber then came back and got him. We went to Peach's for breakfast lol...I had a tuna salad sandwich mmm. Man.. JEN IS GOING TO SEE THE FUCKING TRANSPLANTS! I HATE YOU! Not literally...you just suck...I N V U! Anyway...I gotta go call Drew in a little bit...he's my love ;d. *j-me

([8 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + Shadows taking a shit in the litter box. + [08 Jun 2003|11:08pm] [ mood | aggravated ] Well...shit... Thursday: Fucking great....great great day. I went to the Battle of the Bands show down on Old Main Street in Bradenton, I took Klaudia...went and picked up Drew and Del and went to the show. We got there in time to see the band who went up before Muphin Chuckrs...I got in the pit when they came on :)! It was weird, I knew all the lyrics to the songs they played so it was like...I got to sing along and dance and be goofy. This guy gave me an approving nod when he saw me mouthing the lyrics and gave me a business card that said: Muphin Chuckrs Dustin: *phone number* Dan: *phone number* Zach: *phone number* *MC E-mail Addy* I was like wtf...so I called Dan's cell and left him a message telling him that someone gave me that card...anyway! Erielle went too, I was right in front of her and she didn't even see me, then I was like "Hey." And she was like OMG! And gave me a huge ass long hug. It was funny. She walked around with Klaudia for a good long while. Muphin Chuckrs won first place, $300 and studio time, Dan said they probably wouldn't take the studio time because they already have a studio they go to. They are so fucking good, everyone loved them. Wheee.. Yesterday I took my SATs...then hung out with Lydia. Lydia's fun lol. Poor girl :( I gotta sympathize with her. Her and Del watched Klaudia for a little bit so Drew and I could um...hang out lol. God I love Drew...he wrote me a letter...it's so fucking sweet. No one has ever written me a letter like that. Alright...this kid is pissing me the fuck off. This one *person* doesn't shut the fuck up...they just keep on talking about shit I don't want to hear about and I don't feel like being rude enough to tell them to fuck off because they have good intentions. So...FUCK YOU. Anyway... I left my security blanket..I mean my jacket in Lydia's car, my keys are in it too :(! Rocksanne gave me a house key and a car key not too long ago....but fuck they're all in Lydia's car :(! And now someone else is bitching at me...people need to get therapists...ugh...or pay me to listen one of the two. *j-me

([6 Fucked] | [Lick My Nuts]) + sunshine lollipops + [05 Jun 2003|01:19am] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | "Superman"--Muphin Chuckrs ] So...Klaudia, Drew, Stevie, and I went to Bennigans...yum...food. After that I dropped Drew off at work then me and Stevie went driving around. We stopped by Caleb's and Jerry's but no one was there....so we were driving around some more...bored as shit... Stevie says: Hey, wanna know where Steve-o lives? I say: Sure, I don't give a fuck. And what turns into a lets just say drop in for a minute then be on our way turns into a 75 minute ordeal...well not ordeal. We sit, we bullshit...met this chick named Lana, Steve-o's new girly. Reminisced (sp??)...what not...whatever. It was alright...not something I plan to do often...not even that lol. It was just amusing I suppose. I've got some shit to do tomorrow. Okay...I have a lot of shit to do tomorrow...but we'll see. Dan's band is playing the battle of the bands at 9:00 tomorrow (MUPHIN CHUCKRS!!) Swizeeeeet...I'll be there. Hope theres a pit mmm... I fucking love my b/f...Drew Drew Drew...he got me roses...AGAIN!! I don't even ask for them he just gets me little sentimental stuff...it's great... I love him so much mmmmmmmmm. I feel so fucking lucky to have him...I don't understand why he's in love with me... It just feels so great...I LOVE YOU DREW! Hey, why the fuck didn't -->YOU<-- tell me that they're twins? The rest of you can fuck off and die...you know who you are.

([Lick My Nuts]) + FUCK HER ASS + [03 Jun 2003|01:34am] call it: shes doing a case study on sex, and shes going for the world records. Biggins, Catherine L 3710 17th Ave W, Bradenton, FL 34205-1409 (941)746-0805

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