Aberham Lincoln

Ok so have you ever gotten too friendly with your parents? I mean where they say stuff that you might say to your friends, but when they say it to you it's creepy. last night while watching TV my mother made the reference "Well that's why I use Kegels" And it was creepy

Second, Have you ever eaten so much that you feel really stuffed and maybe 10 minuets after you finish your body makes you take a massive duce just to make room for the new food? It always makes my stomach feel better since I was stuffed. This may also be a moment akin to the first situation to some of you.

So I was thinking about why I keep my journal account active when I never really post on it at all. I determined that it's mostly because every year on my Birthday they email me and say

According to our records (if you filled in the stuff correctly) you have been alive for yet another year! Just think of all the pain and suffering your mother went through to birth you on this very day! I hope it was all worth it for her! :)

It normally makes my day worthwhile right from the start

Sydney and Edward on how I can keep my mustache and still be in Chris's wedding

Edward: Just paint your face and camouflage it
Sydney: Just hide it behind something bigger...Like a bigger mustache!

You know you're really friends when somebody calls you more than 22 times at 8 in the morning when you were trying to sleep.

So I bought my plane tickets and made my Hotel reservations. I'm going to New York. No traveling buddy, just me and my camera, and maybe a laptop if it comes in soon enough. I'll be going to the International Contemporary Furniture Fair, which should be one of the most awesome things ever. Hopefully I won't go crazy.

The First of May

Today I lost my health insurance. w000000000000!!!!!!

So, I feel a little better this morning. Not a lot, but a little. While I am probably not quitting grad school, I have decided that I'm tired of not knowing what will happen when I graduate. So I plan to meet with a few professors this week and discuss where I'm headed, and what I can do to help that along. Also I have a possible temporary job in the end of summer/early fall, teaching Alpha-CAM classes at AWPL, which would be a good start towards something.

God Dam it! That is it! I am So pissed off that I can't see straight. This is my fucking idea! I had it 3 months ago! Why didn't I build it the next day and slap it on the internet. Why Am I stuck in this craphole of a school that keeps me from doing what I want, from being in the world. Why do I have to focus on parking lots and papers, and everything but what I really want to do? WHY?






http://www.musicalfurnishings.com/

"Male brains are 9% larger than female even after correcting for body size."
-The Female Brain
L. Brizdendine

The only difference between a man and a stone going downhill is that the man has the illusion he chose to do so.

Dapper: \ˈda-pər\
Function: adjective
Date: 15th century

1 a: neat and trim in appearance b: very spruce and stylish
2: alert and lively in movement and manners

“…God through this general law gives us precisely all those perceptions we would give ourselves a) if we had an exact knowledge, not only of what takes place in our brain and in our eyes, but also of the situation and movement of our bodies, b) in addition we knew optics and geometry perfectly, and c) if we could, on the basis of this actual knowledge…instantaneously product an infinity of precise inferences…”
The Islamic scholar Alhazen, Volume 2 of “Optics”

Mother Fucker!
I designed this shit a few years ago, Mae can attest to it. Why don't I just quit school and make crap I'll never know.

Multiple things

1. I didn't say this last night in my testimony, but there was a time in my life when I felt like I had no friends. When I was a freshman in college I didn't really have friends for the first 3-4 months or so. I had people I would see every day, and we might eat meals together, but they weren't real friends. At this point it's been so long I can't remember if I was really trying. What I do remember is sitting in my dorm room alone on friday nights. Watching anime. While my list of anime's watched went up, my self esteem went waaaaaaaayyyyy down. I think If I ever wanted to make myself cry, all I'd have to do is remember what it was like to sit in my room alone on a weekend. At some point, for some reason I decided to go to WCF. I tried once, and nobody was there cause of a soccer game. I waited a few weeks, and then tried again. From that day on I was blessed with more friends than I could count. I have friends my age, friends not my age, nerds, girls, athletes, etc. It was a calm before the storm. And I thank god for it.

2. My plush Appa should be coming in the mail soon. And if you want to know unreasonable joy, this is it. I am excited for an object. I fully expect it to make me smile and be momentarily happy. While I know putting such high expectations in an object is ridiculous, seriously look at the thing. It's so cute. And you can fly around with it and say things like "Yip yip Appa!"

Distinctions between sexes on rainy days

Girls wear
-Cute Rubber boots
-Cute Rolled up pants with flip flops
-Cute multi-colored umbrellas

Boys wear
-Shoes
-Jackets

What really makes purple my favorite color? I have no idea. It's one of those things that's hard to explain to other people, because when I think about why i like it I don't even get reasons. I get a series of mental pictures, memories of smells, tastes, and textures floating through my consciousness. It's not like I want everything purple. But if I was going to choose colors it's pretty much the best.

Is it sad that when I see something on the craigslist free page called an "Ent Center" my first thoughts are about Ent's and what kind of center they would have, and not an entertainment center?

-Listen to wise old wizards
-Princesses are worth saving
-Pick up coins whenever you can
-Stay out of dungeons
-Avoid the undead
-Find the magic sword
-Everybody needs jewels
-Wisdom, power, and courage are the triforce
-I am the chosen one

Dear Beer,
I know we haven't been seeing a lot of each other recently, and that I've been spending a lot of time with my friend Jack. Please don't be jealous, Jack and I have been going through hard times together, but you are my first love, my number one.

-Jake